Warning: This blog will, at times, have graphically violent and sexual RPs.

"Bonjour. Je m'appelle Stephen, and I don't give a shit about you."

{TF2 RP blog for a RED Spy stationed at Harvest. No Impulse/Broken Moral Compass Clone of Ètienne. Glitched Snake/Bird/Human Hybrid.}

M!A currently in effect: None

 

redjaybird:

dodomedic:

redjaybird:

dodomedic said: WHERE DO YOU POOP?!

………

Again with this?

Do you have a butt beak too?

What the fuck? Why the fuck would I have that?

Really, you’d think they would have more interesting things to do.

redjaybird:

spyinthegrass:

redjaybird:

spyinthegrass:

redjaybird:

spyinthegrass:

*the first child is poking its snake head out of the shell, green and shiny with natal slime*

J-Jay! 

Mn, huh? *comes over*

*shivering in excitement, wanting to pop the incubator open and reach in* Look… look!

*stares, blinks, then nods* Yeah

We did it

*its obvs raining inside their room, don’t mind him*

*hugs* We did it, Steph

*clings to*

redjaybird:

spyinthegrass:

redjaybird:

spyinthegrass:

*the first child is poking its snake head out of the shell, green and shiny with natal slime*

J-Jay! 

Mn, huh? *comes over*

*shivering in excitement, wanting to pop the incubator open and reach in* Look… look!

*stares, blinks, then nods* Yeah

We did it

*its obvs raining inside their room, don’t mind him*

redjaybird:

spyinthegrass:

*the first child is poking its snake head out of the shell, green and shiny with natal slime*

J-Jay! 

Mn, huh? *comes over*

*shivering in excitement, wanting to pop the incubator open and reach in* Look… look!

*the first child is poking its snake head out of the shell, green and shiny with natal slime*

J-Jay! 

redjaybird asked
*Luffs on* ~♪

*humming birdysnake*

redjaybird asked
*foofy cuddles, prrr*

*all the foofy cuddles yes*

Anonymous asked
Truth: Why do you love Jay?

Because he is the first I saw when I awoke, aside from my origin.
Because he is beautiful, like apple cider.
Because he is all I’ve needed. 
Because he is all I want. 
Because he is mine.

Anonymous asked
Truth: Do you want to be human again?

*For a long time, he is quiet.*

…I was never human. I wore a human shell, but I am not human by any definition. I was a copy of a failure sent to die without his own name.

I have had a while to think on this question deeply, with no one to consult. My answer is: Why would I want to fit in with society, when it is ugly? When it considers me and Jay to be expendable? When it considers itself as a dysmorphic tree, pruning its own branches and carving off its own bark?

Now, I will be a god. My children will envelop the world, in time. We will be here long after humanity destroys itself in its maniacal pursuit of perfection.

Look at me.
Be afraid.

I am.